Hey, surfer, were you ever banned entrance to a website - simply because you did not have the password?

Secret Password

The story is told of two leaders, Commie and Buddie.

Buddie: I am worried. Our monastery is losing money. People prefer the free injeel of the believers. Young people no longer want to become monks. What can we do?
Commie: Kill them.
Buddie: The young people?
Commie: No, stupid, the believers.
Buddie: How?
Commie: Easy. We have more bullets than believers. There is one problem we cannot solve however ...
Buddie: What can that be?
Commie: After we kill them we cannot drag them from heaven.
Buddie: Why not?
Commie: We don't have the password!

Easa al Maseehu is the password to heaven. No man can ban you. The decision to enter is yours alone.

Injeel